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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!
"Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time.
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? " Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg! The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a skitzophranic serial killer clownwho says women love his sexy smile. So letssay you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and myfamily, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick Contestant #1: Let's see... Hurry up bitch i'm hungry, Ismell spaghetti, i pinch her LOOPY ass and tell her get the food ready.(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake C#2: Fuck That! I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums.